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Joke of the Day
"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."
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"I made a bet with my sister that I could make a working car out of spaghetti.. ..you should have seen her face when I drove pasta."
"Hey girl, are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids."
"date: why are u talking to me like i'm a news anchor me: sorry i do it when i'm nervous. back to you, karen."
"My parents tell me to stop being a smart-alec... ...that's when I respond with ""My name's Tyler..."""
"Why did the Cook cross the road? because there were ""Too Many Cooks""."
"""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Show him Edna.. [mum stops slicing carrots] *starts violently gagging until a baby slides out her mouth*"
"I went for a meal at my local Chinese restaurant ""Mysterious Ways"" yesterday... ...I don't even like Chinese food but I thought I'd check it out because people keep telling me that God works there."
"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"
"If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save? Man : Off course, the tiger.. very few are left"