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Joke of the Day

"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"

"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."

"I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!"

"Gassy Joke What makes a Mexican gassy? Taco night. What makes a white person gassy? Chipotle. What makes a Jew gassy? Auschwitz"

"What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers."

"What do you call a rabbit roaming with a pack of lions? One bad ass rabbit."

"Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe"

"Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots! #toosoon?"

"Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour? CGI Friday's."

"(prostate exam) Dr: WOW! I've never seen this before Me: OMG! WHAT *loud click Me: DID YOU JUST TAKE A SELFIE Dr:.. And send Me: WTF?"