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Joke of the Day

"blondes Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"

"""I'm old."" -everyone over the age of 18"

"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""

"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"

"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."

"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."

"I read that 10 out of 2 people suffer from dyslexia"