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Joke of the Day

"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""

"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"

"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."

"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""

"Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam"

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"

"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."

"I had a difficult childhood... I was brought up by a couple of alcoholics. I called them my Foster's parents."