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Joke of the Day

"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""

"I'm gaining weight for my role as ""'Before' picture"""

"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"

"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."

"I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass."

"I got lost in a closet as a child... When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"

"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."

"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"

"Have you ever stroked a parrot? I bet you've stroked a cockatoo..."