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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years"

"My girlfriend says her doctor said no sex for 2 weeks ..ahh oh k but what your dentist say..!"

"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."

"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."

"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."

"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"

"How do Mongolians practice safe sex? They use a khandom."

"Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."