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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"Yes, Pitbull, we are having a good time. Please stop asking every two minutes."

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."

"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"

"Why don't you put eggs in a microwave? Because they eggsplode. :D"

"why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border"

"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"