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Joke of the Day
"When Jesus Makes Tea... Hebrews"
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"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"
"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"
"I just named my whiskey ""Titanic"" because it goes down better with ice."
"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."
"What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology."
"I just found a halloween candy on my lawn and ate it. So I guess I AM able to live off the land if I ever needed to."
"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"
"special thanks to people on yahoo answers who have asked literally every question ive ever googled"
"What do you call a Vulcan sheep? Shbaaaaaaaahk"