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Joke of the Day
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."
Next Joke
"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."
"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"
"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"
"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."
"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."
"Dance like theres no tomorrow OH MY GOD THERES NO TOMORROW WHY ARE WE DANCING"