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Joke of the Day
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."
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"""Based on a True Story"" on a movie poster basically just means ""has people in it."""
"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco."
"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."
"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""
"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink... When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""