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Joke of the Day
"How fucking furious do you think homeless people get when ""Mo Money, Mo Problems"" comes on?"
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"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."
"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... But I don't think they were laced because I've been tripping all day."
"""Update the Force, young Skywalker"" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi."
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog."
"How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs? An arm and a leg."
"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."
"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"
"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"
"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."