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Joke of the Day
"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."
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"What does the narcissistic cow say? ""Meeeeee!"" I wrote this. I'm now a comedy writer. You are welcome."
"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."
"Judging by how many people brazenly wander into traffic while staring at their phone, there must be some force-field app I don't know about."
"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"
"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."
"It doesn't matter how hard you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy cell phone, you'll still answer it."
"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me."