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Joke of the Day
"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."
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"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."
"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."
"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
"I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while."
"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"
"Three guys walk into a bar. They pretend to hear each other for two hours and then go home"
"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."
"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."