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Joke of the Day
"I miss being a sperm. I wish life was simple again."
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"I respect the Secret Service They are the only law enforcement agency in the country that gets in trouble if a black man gets shot."
"Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the ""11"" in ""9-1-1""."
"I see dead people."
"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."
"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."
"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Mayweather won"
"Roses are red... Our flag is too Raise your hand to the sky And gas all the jews"
"What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad? A bit of a Downey"