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Joke of the Day

"What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e that is the question."

"Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse."

"TIL of Charles' Law: ""The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."""

"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil."

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."

"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."

"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"

"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."