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Joke of the Day

"What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e that is the question."

"Everyone was calling me a Pedo I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary"

"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."

"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."

"ME: ""I don't like this movie."" HIM: ""We are at a funeral."" ME: ""Who directed this?"" HIM: ""A bear attack."" ME: ""Never heard of him."""

"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"

"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"

"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"