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Joke of the Day
"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"
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"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."
"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."
"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."
"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""
"Raise your index and middle finger and ask... ""Why should a woman allways masturbate with those two fingers?"" Answer: ""Because they are mine."""
"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
"Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester... Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds."
"Two guys stole a calendar They both got six months"
"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."