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Joke of the Day
"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."
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"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."
"Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?"
"*Makes typo* *Deletes tweet* *Deletes account* *Destroys computer* *Changes name* *Moves to Pakistan* *Opens a curry shop*"
"I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time."
"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."
"Concert Problems... Kroeger: They tell me, no one knows you guys. Bono: U2."
"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"
"An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines."