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Joke of the Day
"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."
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"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"
"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"*mugger walks up* GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT! *mugger slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*"
"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe"
"Therapist: do u communicate with your kids? Me: my son stays in his room all day & never speaks Therapist [looks at notes]: the 5 week old?"
"Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."
"My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing ""next"" about 400 times."
"The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you."
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."