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Joke of the Day
"The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"
"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"
"Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not."
"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"
"q: What's got four legs, is fuzzy and green, and would kill you if it came out of a tree at you? a: A pool table."
"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."
"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"if you're in Mecca itself you have to pray while spinning around in circles like a compass at the North Pole"