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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"What's black, white, and too fast to see? The perfect mugging."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !"

"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"

"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"

"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."

"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"