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Joke of the Day
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
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"Admit it.... Sometimes you just wish you could read your crushes mind to find out how they feel about you?"
"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"
"The janitor at my gym sees me naked more often than my wife does. And he's a more attentive lover."
"My career is in ruins. It's fucking great being an archaeologist."
"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"
"The ""Slow Children Playing"" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?"
"My dad says he donates to the African water charities Because he's got a well paying job."
"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"
"My penis is like a shotgun I pump, shoot and reload"