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Joke of the Day
"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"
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"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."
"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."
"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."
"What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow- woman?? Snowballs..."
"What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common? The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside."
"Cop - ""sir, are you a salamander?"" Me - [is 9 inches long. enjoys a mixed diet of earthworms, flies, beetles and vegetation]"
"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."
"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."
"[car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that"