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Joke of the Day

"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"

"NOTHING says ""I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with money & cannot be trusted"" like colored contact lenses."

"It's a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do."

"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."

"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"

"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."

"Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults? You'd spill your drink."

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"

"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."

"There was a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial."