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Joke of the Day

"me: how was your camping trip 5 y/o: good me: what'd you guys do 5 y/o: camped"

"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""

"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"

"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."

"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""

"Last night my girlfriend fell asleep before me, so I decided to lick her pussy until she woke up. This morning she asked why the cat seemed afraid of me."

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone? An argumentative ese"

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? He just kept getting nailed to the boards. Sorry too anyone offended, but come on, why are you here if you get offended. PS, Sorry Jesus, its funny!"