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Joke of the Day

"When people say they did something ""like a boss"" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck... Bar tender looks at him and says, ""I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."""

"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"

"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."

"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."

"I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant."

"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."

"50% of all trending topic tweets are people asking what the trending topic means."

"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."