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Joke of the Day

"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."

"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"

"I tried smoking hash the other day... But I couldn't get to corned-beef lit."

"What are condoms for? Condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes."

"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"

"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."

"If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it's time to take a break. We need your full commitment over here."

"So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing... i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, ""It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."""