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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."
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"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
"I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' Age is clearly a word."
"I think my first girlfriend broke up with me because anytime she called me crying I'd say, ""What's the matter? You sound really fat."""
"I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."
"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"
"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."
"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"
"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"