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Joke of the Day

"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."

"My typo game is string."

"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."

"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"

"4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?"

"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight."

"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"

"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"

"*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*"