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Joke of the Day
"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."
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"A man crashed his car A man crashed his expensive car into a tree... He finally found out how the Mercedes bends"
"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"
"I entered a contest to win a set of really nice vegetable knives ...but no dice."
"I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid."
"Here's a limerick I wrote: There once was a colour named orange, ...Damnit."
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm... and says ""Pint please, and one for the road."""
"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"
"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""
"I thought about getting silk sheets to seem sexy, but then I realized nobody would be turned on by me falling out of bed 6 times a night."