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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."
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"Why did Sally fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. ""knock knock"" ""whose there?"" ""not sally!"""
"One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do."
"Scientist: a rat will choose cocaine over water until it dies. I've repeated this experiment thousands of times, because I hate rats so much"
"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"
"When a guy texts a girl ""hey stranger"", what he really means is ""I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."""
"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."
"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"
"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."
"What do you say when God sneezes? Go bless yourself."