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"This damn button keeps popping off my keyboard... I swear I am about to lose fucking Ctrl."
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"How did Jim Henson die? He Kermitted suicide"
"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""
"How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men."
"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."
"My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues."
"How come Spider-Man didn't get the most obvious spider trait? Black."
"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Walk around the party eating the cheeseball like an apple."
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."
"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."