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Joke of the Day

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."

"My wife said she wanted 12"" hard So I gave her four inches three times and slapped her ass."

"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"

"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"

"My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're all dead"

"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"