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Joke of the Day

"whenever my mom criticizes me i yell ""it's probably genetic"" and run out of the room as fast as i can"

"How many Patriots fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They're fine sucking each other's dicks in the dark. Preemptive edit: Not my joke."

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"

"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"

"Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist."

"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""

"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."

"What happens to all Vertibird pilots? They Fallout"

"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."

"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"