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Joke of the Day

"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."

"My wife always bitches about me not putting the toilet seat back down So now I just piss in the sink."

"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."

"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."

"End of the Week by Gladys Friday"

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."

"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"