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Joke of the Day
"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."
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"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."
"When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?"
"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
"What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground? A fruit by the foot"
"[sketchy parking lot] stranger: hey man, can you jump my car? me: maybe if i get a running start"
"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."
"A Polish man goes into the opticians... The optician says ""Can you read the letters on the board?"" ""Read them?"", he says, ""I know him !"""
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers!"