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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
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"I wipe my ass like I drive... Only stop on red"
"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""
"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever? A dumb blonde bitch."
"""OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this."" -Elephant"
"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"
"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."
"Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off."