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Joke of the Day
"They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know."
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"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot"
"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die"
"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"
"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"
"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."