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Joke of the Day

"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"

"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."

"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."

"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."

"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."

"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"