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Joke of the Day
"How to make Holy Water.. You boil the hell out of it."
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"Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit Rock Bottom."
"Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more."
"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"
"Who are the best readers in the world? Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds"
"The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car... It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child."
"What do you call disabled people that follow politics? A special interest group."
"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."
"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"