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Joke of the Day

"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"

"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"

"[date] Date: I thought your Tinder profile said you were a gym owner Me *eating a hotdog and scanning for Pokemon*: yes that's correct"

"What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism."

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""

"Subway calling their employees sandwich artists must really piss off people who actually paint sandwiches for a living."