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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am"

"i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer"

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so my mum says so and you say so !"

"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."

"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."

"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."

"What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one? Urine charge now."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."