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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."
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"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."
"That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side."
"Bowser is a job creator and the largest employer in the mushroom kingdom"
"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."
"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."
"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"
"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."
"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""
"A friend and I are walking down the street When we see a dog laying in the yard , licking his balls. My friend says ""I wish I could do that!"". I told him "" I bet that dog would bite you!"""