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Joke of the Day

"What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up? ""Its ok, we can still be cousins."""

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"What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster."
"I've said it before, and I'll say it again... I've said it before."
"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."
"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"
"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."
"[phone rings] ""We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk cartons."" ""You found him?"" ""No, people stopped buying milk."""
"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."
"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."
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