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Joke of the Day

"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""

"Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard."

"Why should you never put the punchline in the title? Because it ruins the joke"

"Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers."

"What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados? A guacamole."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss."

"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"

"I blame instagram for making these basic b*tches think that they're ""models"" in real life."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"

"[leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? ""Seemed pretty clear I thought"""