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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy with a boner. Homo Erectus"
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"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"
"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."
"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."
"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."
"me: how much per hour? babysitter: $15 me: okay here's $2.37 million see you in 18 years"
"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."
"[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE"
"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."
"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."