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Joke of the Day

"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"

"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""

"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!"

"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is a dog, It's a shitzu."

"I know the **BEST** way to get someone interested in something. Actually, never mind, maybe I shouldn't tell you."

"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"

"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."

"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"

"What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)"