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Joke of the Day

"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"

"Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan."

"Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!"

"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""

"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"

"Why does Trump like pressing apples in the fall? Because he likes to stick his hand in cider!"

"I'm pretty confident I can perform this Appendectomy on myself. Thanks YouTube"

"One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment"