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Joke of the Day

"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"

"QWOP must be what it's like to run for autistic people."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"

"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother? Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be."

"Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken."

"Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !"

"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"