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Joke of the Day
"if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute"
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"I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet."
"What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears? ""You're hired"" ""Not guilty"""
"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""
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"Why was simba grounded? Because he was lion! Please. Please kill me.."
"My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers Girls Gone Wilde."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("
"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."