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Joke of the Day
"*Dive rolls across the room naked Her- Why don't you just buy curtains?"
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"A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?"" The man says, ""Like a glove."""
"Everyone done keeping calm yet?"
"A handsome man walks into a gay bar Everyone started putting their stool in!"
"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."
"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"
"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""
"On a bad dinner date? Bump the table with your knee to make the water in your glass ripple. Claim a T-Rex is coming. Sprint out the door."