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Joke of the Day
"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"
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"What are the two best arguments against democracy? Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton"
"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"
"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"
"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."
"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"
"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."
"Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""