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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."

"Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?"

"Before the invention of the hose, firefighters had to put fires out with their fists."

"What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus."

"I'm not racist, I love black people.. so much I think everyone should have one for themselves."

"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."

"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"

"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"