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Joke of the Day

"Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime? He wanted to have some stage presents."

"Where do African cannibals get their food from? Blackpeoplemeat.com"

"Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars."

"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."

"Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted."

"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"

"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."

"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."