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Joke of the Day

"Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime? He wanted to have some stage presents."

"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"

"Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like."

"What did the cow say to her husband when he denied pooping in the living room? That's bullshit!"

"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."

"revolting SERVANT: Ms. Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself..."

"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"

"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."

"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."