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Joke of the Day

"If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could only save one of them would you go to lunch or read the paper?"

"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."

"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""

"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""

"What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping."

"I basically have three hairstyles. 1. Straight 2. Wavy 3. Homeless"

"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US Leader"

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."

"I'm going to make a heavy metal band ... and call it Lead Zeppelin."