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Joke of the Day

"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""

"France declared war on al Qaida yesterday. Thank God, for someone needed to teach the terrorists how to surrender."

"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"

"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"

"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"

"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."

"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."

"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s? Under his buccan-hat."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"