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Joke of the Day
"Why do neurologists think they're God? Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!"
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"What does a white girl and the numbers 3,5,7,and 9 have in common They can't even"
"I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing"
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"
"Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*"
"Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."
"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""